I'm usually good at keeping secrets. Especially if there's no harm in not telling. But if there's any reason that I feel like I should tell a person—even if someone specifically tells me not to— I will tell that person.
Sometimes, when you just want to keep yourself out of people's business, you find yourself right smack in the middle of a mess that doesn't even really involve you.
So if you have stories to tell, find someone else to tell them to. I'm done keeping everyone else's secrets. I have enough to worry about—you know, problems of my own.